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The Ultimate Haiku Thread

Posted by Mark on 04 September 2006 at 09:54
Join us, celebrate
The joy of five, seven, five.
It's time for HAIKU!
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Posted by BLANK on 04 September 2006 at 11:51
Fuck yeah! Bring it on!
I LOVE haiku! They are great!
Homeless in two days :-/
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Posted by BLANK on 04 September 2006 at 11:53
Sky Digital. Cunts.
I phoned to cancel with them,
took 20 minutes!
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Posted by BLANK on 04 September 2006 at 11:57
Two way, dual haiku conversation:

(Me): I'd like to cancel (Sky): Please no, stay with us!
(Me): But I haven't got a house! (Sky): So? Take the service with you!
(Me): No! Just cancel it! (Sky): I'll do you a deal?
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Posted by Mark on 04 September 2006 at 12:01
Best haiku ever?
Sky will chew their right arm off
To stop you quitting.
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Posted by Mark on 04 September 2006 at 14:12

Jimbo wrote:

Two way, dual haiku conversation:

Whatever you type,
It must fit the Haiku rules.
This is your warning.
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Posted by Mark on 04 September 2006 at 15:01
"Oi, you two! Get out!"
Said the landlady to us.
You have too much stuff.
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Posted by Shazpot on 04 September 2006 at 15:01
I have missed these songs
Of five seven five sill-balls
Poetic license.
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Posted by Shazpot on 04 September 2006 at 15:04
James Scott Sargison
(First middle name did not fit)
Does not get the rules.
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Posted by BLANK on 04 September 2006 at 15:05

Mark wrote:

Jimbo wrote:

Two way, dual haiku conversation:

Whatever you type,
It must fit the Haiku rules.
This is your warning.



But I didn't know!
I didn't mean to offend.
Look - quoting a quote!
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